afternoon tea with The Daily Tiger (solarised!)
Wee Guy: How did people light their houses before electricity was invented?
Me: Well .... they used to set fire to a small sheep and try to get everything done before it went out.
Wee Guy: Oh
Wee Guy: What did people eat before there was electricity?
Me: Well .... once the sheep had gone out it was nicely roasted so the people in the house ate it.
Parenting? Pah! It's easy.