(If you don't recognise, it's from Bored of the Rings by Harvard Lampoon - the only Tolkein i've ever got through).
If I could just click into a rhythm, life would be smooth and sweet.
If I could just stop waking each morning at 4 or 5am, and thus sleep for a whole night, life would make sense.
Until then, there's chocolate (or chocolate-covered marzipan, to be more precise).
:)