and there was much rejoicing |
dear reader
i stand before you, ...
you're sitting
dear reader
i sit before you, ...
you're sitting in front of the keyboard
dear reader
in the interests of full disclosure, i'm sitting on my spreading arse in front of a keyboard bashing out these words for you to read ...
that's better
... and now the moment is lost - the gravitas of the situation has fled
aww poor you - can't have been that good then?
dear reader
for the first time in over 13 years, i am an employed woman ...
is that it then?
yes
*runs off to strangle critical inner voice*